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Category: Jokes

A Political Science Joke

How should we have known that Communism would fail?


A Religiously Fit Joke

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How did Jesus get soooo buff?


A Dad Joke

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How can you tell when a joke is a “dad” joke?


A Grateful Dead Joke by Neil Hamburger

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Comic ‘Legend’ Neil Hamburger rolled through Stumptown last night and I happened to be in attendance at the Star Theatre. Love him or hate him, he’s always got atleast one or two gems that are worth the price of admission.

The one I loved last night was this:

Why were Grateful Dead concerts sooo damn hot?


A Tennis Joke

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Why should you never date a tennis player?


A John Cleese Joke

Folk Singers Lament

How man folk singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A Neutral Joke:

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What is the greatest part about living in Switzerland?


A Prehistoric Joke

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Of all the dinosaurs, which one had the best vocabulary?


A Painful Joke

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?


An Old-lady Joke

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How do you get 3 old-ladies to yell “Fuuuuck!”?