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Category: Jokes

A Tired Joke


What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a bicycle?

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A Good Pull


A blind woman once told me I was hung like a horse…

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An Acro-yoga Joke

Acro Yoga image

In what way are poker and acro-yoga rather similar?

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A Circus Joke

Pack of Creepy Clown image

What should you do if you are attacked by a pack of clowns?

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A Rubber Joke

Tire Condom image

What is the difference between 1 tire and 365 used condoms?

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A Joke to Make Your Mother Proud


How are drug-dealers and prostitutes different?

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A Camelot Pun

Knights of the Round Table

Which of King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable first had the idea to make the table round?

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A Political Science Joke

How should we have known that Communism would fail?

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A Religiously Fit Joke

El Greco - Christ Carrying the Cross image

How did Jesus get soooo buff?

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A Dad Joke

A dad joke image

How can you tell when a joke is a “dad” joke?

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