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Category: Jokes

A Grateful Dead Joke by Neil Hamburger

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Comic ‘Legend’ Neil Hamburger rolled through Stumptown last night and I happened to be in attendance at the Star Theatre. Love him or hate him, he’s always got atleast one or two gems that are worth the price of admission.

The one I loved last night was this:

Why were Grateful Dead concerts sooo damn hot?


A Tennis Joke

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Why should you never date a tennis player?


A John Cleese Joke

Folk Singers Lament

How man folk singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


A Neutral Joke:

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What is the greatest part about living in Switzerland?


A Prehistoric Joke

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Of all the dinosaurs, which one had the best vocabulary?


A Painful Joke

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What do you call a cheap circumcision?


An Old-lady Joke

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How do you get 3 old-ladies to yell “Fuuuuck!”?


A Life-saving Joke

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Why could the lifeguard NOT save the drowning hippie??


A good one from back home…

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

~ compliments of Mr. Joel P. Geist

A Good Laugh or Cry

If you don’t know Bill Hicks, then allow me to introduce the two of you: