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Happy Crimble 2018

christmas 2018 image
christmas 2018 image

Christmas is here again! Christmas carols mark the occasion this year. I’ve strummed and sung more this year than ever before. It reminds of the past when I’d haul my guitar over to Grammy’s trailer and try to coax relatives into singing around the big screen tv. I miss Grammy.

I rewrote a few lyrics this year to save people from singing Jesus, Lord, and Holy shite. My favorite were to the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High:

Come to the Northwest and see

Heaven on earth the angels sing;

Come, adore on bended knee,

Moss beneath the Doug Fir trees.
Glo————— ria, in excelsis Deo!
Glo————— ria, in excelsis Deo!
See Him in a manger laid,

Sheets of cotton, none of hay;

Magic babe and flying deer.

Lights and booze make it not weird.

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